Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

2 23, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from the "Lost in Love" department. From Levittown, New York comes the story of 22 year old bozo Michael Ferguson. Our bozo drove to the store where his 17 year old girlfriend worked the other evening to pick her up. When she wouldn’t leave with him, our bozo told her to stay away from the front window and proceeded to drive his car into the store. After breaking thru the window, he climbed on the hood of the car and began dancing and proclaiming his love for the woman. (Gee, how could she resist?) The cops were called and he was arrested for criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.

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