Bozo criminal for today should perhaps do a little more research the next time he tries to steal a car. From Albuquerque, New Mexico comes the story of Bozo John Evans who was arrested for attempted automobile theft. He made a number of basic mistakes in his attempt at crime. He tried to steal a car in broad daylight, from the federal court parking lot, directly in front of the window of the U.S. Magistrate’s office. The judge took one look out the window, saw what was going on and called the cops.