Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

2 25, 1999

Bozo criminals for today come from Richmond, Virginia where bozos Randy Stevens and Bobby Parker went to a new home site and removed a refrigerator from one of the not yet completed homes. The bozos, after much struggling, got the refrigerator out of the house and into the back of their pickup. However, the extra weight caused the back of the pickup to sink into the mud. So, our bozos decided to drag the refrigerator back into the house and then try to get the truck out of the mud. One problem, when they returned from the house they discovered they’d locked their keys in the truck. They were trying to break into the truck when they were arrested.

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