Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

1 1, 1999

The Bozo criminals for today come from Pruntytown, West Virginia where bozos Frank Bertrand and Timothy Nottingham broke out of the minimum security prison and immediately headed to the nearest convenience store in search of beer. Their plan was foiled when the clerk asked our bozos for an ID and, being fresh out of jail, neither one of them could produce one. Faced with the prospect of living free without beer, the bozos decided they would rather be in jail. So, they walked back to the prison, where they were charged with jail break and transferred to a maximum security facility. Sorry to inform the bozos of this, but they don’t serve beer there, either.

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