Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

1 11, 1999

Bozo criminals for today come from St. Paul, Minnesota. Bozos Jerry Fremont and Hank Jennings drove down to Orlando, Florida where they broke into several cars at Disney World, stealing cd players, car phones, stereos, credit cards, clothing, luggage and anything else they could find. They loaded their loot into the back of their car and headed back to Minnesota, getting as far as Marietta, Georgia before getting lost. Our bozos were busted when they flagged down a police car to ask for directions.

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