Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

1 13, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Aldergrove, British Columbia, Canada where Bozo Charlie Cox had plans to rob a bank. Our bozo was waiting patiently in a teller line and only when he neared the teller’s window did he reach into his hip pocket to get his disguise, a nylon stocking which he pulled over his face. He then flashed a knife in front of the teller and demanded cash. Figuring they were dealing with a bozo, several of the bank’s customers tackled him as he attempted to flee and held him until police arrived. Which didn’t take long, since the bank was just a couple of doors down from the police station.

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