Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

1 14, 1999

Bozo criminals for today come from Springfield, Illinois where Bozo husband and wife team Danny and Carrie Camper held up a bank. Their first mistake was using their own car as the getaway vehicle. You see, their car has personalized license plates so it was very easy for the witnesses to identify the vehicle for the police. Their second mistake was rather than using the interstate highway for their getaway, they decided to take a ferry across the Illinois River. Police were waiting for them on the other side.

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