Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

1 18, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Brooklyn, New York where bozo Robert Smith broke into Stanley Seewald’s apartment. Our bozo was rummaging around the apartment when he was surprised by Mr. Seewald. After a brief struggle, the bozo escaped, taking Seewald’s cellular phone with him. A little later Seewald called the number and sure enough, the bozo answered. Thinking he had nothing to lose, Seewald asked the bozo to return the phone. Instead, the bozo offered to sell it back to him for $200. After several minutes of haggling back and forth, Seewald negotiated the price down to 80 bucks and arranged to meet the bozo to pick up his phone. Seewald then called the cops, who met the bozo at the appointed place and time and arrested him.

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