Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

12 07, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Kensington, Pennsylvania where Bozo Jacquette Warner was arrested for robbery. Our bozo held up a convenience store, shooting the clerk in the foot in the incident. As the bozo was rushing out the door, he stuffed his gun in his hip pocket, causing it to discharge and shooting himself in the rear end. When the bozo sought treatment for this rather painful injury, doctors removed the bullet and turned it over to police who were able to match the ballistics on the one in the clerk’s foot with the one taken from the bozo’s behind.

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