Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

12 9, 1998

It was three strikes and you’re out for our bozo criminal for today. From Portland, Oregon comes the story of Bozo Blue Evans who was a city bus driver. Our bozo’s problems began when Blue tried to beat a yellow light while driving her big city bus. Bad idea. Strike one. Her next problem was that she was involved in a traffic accident as a result of running that light. Strike two. Her biggest problem was who she ran into when she sped thru that light. The Portland Chief of Police. Strike three.

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