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12 3, 1998

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Greg Denman of Lufkin, Texas who passed along today’s story via the internet. It seems a Lufkin police officer pulled a bozo over for a minor traffic violation and asked to see his drivers license. The man said he didn’t have it with him. The officer then asked the driver for his name and the date of his birth so he could run a check on him in the computer. The man replied that his name was "Sam Johnson." The police officer took a good luck at the bozo and said, "Hey, I remember you. We went to high school together, but I seem to remember your name as being Sam Jackson." The bozo thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, but I got married." He was ticketed for having no drivers license.

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