Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

12 8, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Lindenwold, New Jersey where Bozo Joseph Carter burglarized a home, getting away with a cell phone. The bozo, frustrated that the cell phone had been disconnected, returned to the vicitim’s home a couple of days later to ask the former owner if he could call the cell phone company and re-activate the service. The home owner slammed the door in the bozo’s face and contacted police who spotted the bozo a short time later. In the ensuing chase, the bozo dropped 15 bags of crack cocaine and led police to a drug house where his brother and two friends were inside dealing. All four were then arrested.

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