Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

12 14, 1998

The Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Miller Duncan who passed along today’s report. From Sioux Falls, South Dakota comes the story of Bozo Justin Cain who fled the scene of an attempted robbery, leading the police on a high speed chase which ended when the bozo ran his car into a tree. Unhurt, our bozo jumped out, running through a residential neighborhood in which several homeowners were out in their yards. As the bozo ran by the homes, he shouted out to the residents that he was running from the police and would any of them like to help him. Several of the residents decided to lend a hand–to the cops. They tackled the bozo and held him down until police arrived.

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