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12 15, 1998

The Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Kathleen Flick who passed along today’s story via the internet. From Edwardsville, Illinois comes the story of bozo Ewel Gregory who stopped by the county courthouse with his fiancee and infant son, ready to be married by the judge. Unfortunately, before entering the courtroom, the bozo had to pass through a metal detector where a deputy found a metal marijuana pipe and a few grams of pot in the groom’s pocket. Rather than set a future court date for our bozo, the judge decided to kill two birds with one stone. First, the judge married our bozo and his fiancee, then he sentenced him to a year’s probation and $100 fine. As the judge put it, he runs a "full service courthouse."

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