Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

12 18, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 5353: Regardless of what you may have heard, it’s not a good idea to return to the scene of the crime. From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania comes the story of Bozo Patrick McCrew who pulled his beat up cowboy hat down almost over his eyes and held up a bank, getting away with a few hundred dollars. Things were going fine for our bozo until he decided he needed someplace to put the money. He returned to the same bank a few days later, walked up to the same teller and, wearing the same beat up cowboy hat, asked her to open a new account for him. The teller, recognizing the bozo, set off a silent alarm. Police arrived before the bozo could finish filling out the new account paperwork.

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