Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

12 30, 1998

Best of ’98The Bozo criminal for today comes from Montreal, Quebec. Bozo Hank Miller was attempting to steal a little gasoline from a van by siphoning from the gas tank. After filling his can, our bozo stuck his finger in the van’s gas tank opening to free the hose and ended up getting it stuck. Stuck tight. His accomplices panicked and called 911. The police came by and quickly figured out what was going on. The cops were also unable to free the bozo’s finger. So, they sawed off part of the fuel tank and took it and the bozo to jail.

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