Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

10 6, 1998

The Bozo criminals for today come from New Britain, Connecticut where bozos Paul Christopher and Peter Taylor had been drinking all night at a local bar. When it closed down the bozos when looking for someplace else to get a drink. They came upon another bar and, finding it closed, decided to break in. What the bozos failed to realize was that the building they’d actually broken into was the office next door to the bar, which happened to be a bank. Police, responding to the bank’s silent alarm, found the bozos wandering around, still trying to find something to drink.

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