Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

10 13, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Davenport, Iowa where Bozo Chad Ramsey stole two cases of beer from a convenience store. In his haste to get away, he ran away from the scene of the crime leaving his car parked in the alley behind the store. The bozo then had to decide how to handle the now abandoned car. He came up with the bright idea of calling the police and reporting the car as stolen. When the cops found the car, they asked him to report to the store to identify the vehicle. When he showed up, witnesses identified our bozo as the thief.

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