Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

10 20, 1998

The Bozo Criminal for today comes from Doylestown, Pennsylvania where Bozo Christopher Brown held up the local pizza shop. Our bozo locked the store’s only employee in the bathroom and went hunting for the cash. He forgot to take away the woman’s purse before he locked her in the bathroom and she used her cell phone to call the cops, who arrived while the bozo was still in the store. At his arraignment, our bozo said, "I really don’t know what was going through my mind." Nothing, and that’s the problem.

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