The Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Montreal, Quebec comes the story of bozo Hank Miller who was attempting to steal a little gasoline from a van by siphoning from the gas tank. After filling his gas can, the bozo stuck his finger in the van’s gas tank opening to free the siphon hose and ended up getting it stuck. Stuck tight. The bozo’s accomplices, after being unable to free his finger, panicked and called 911. Police came by and they were also unable to free the bozo’s finger. So, they sawed off part of the fuel tank line and took it and the bozo to jail.