Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

9 9, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Albuquerue, New Mexico where Bozo Richard Farrell walked up to a woman at an ATM machine. He demanded her money, pointing to a bulge under his shirt and saying he would shoot her if she didn’t comply. Terrified, the woman handed over the cash. The bozo then ordered her into the car, but she told him that’s why she was at the ATM machine in the first place–her car was out of gas and she had no money on her. By now the woman was crying hysterically and the bozo decided to take pity on her. He handed her the money back and said, "No hard feelings?" He then walked away. He didn’t get very far, though. The woman called the cops from her cell phone and they found and arrested the bozo in a nearby bar.

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