Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

9 15, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 8422: When committing a crime, it’s not usually a good idea to carry along your ID. From Salt Lake City, Utah comes the story of bozo Harry Phelan who walked into a restaurant, asked for a glass of water and then grabbed a handful of cash from the register while the waitress was getting it. A couple of other waiters saw what was going on and tried to block the doorway as the bozo attempted his getaway. The bozo was able to flee but in the struggle his wallet fell out of his pants. That wallet contained the bozo’s drivers license, passport and business cards.

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