Today the Bozo Criminal Report is proud to present our Bozo Excuse of the Month. Thanks to Alfred McBride of Longview, Texas who passed along this story. It seems Bozo Charles Johnson was pulled over by the highway patrol for speeding and driving erratically. After talking to the bozo for a minute, it became obvious to the officer that the man was intoxicated. The policeman then asked our bozo why he was drinking. The bozo replied, "I was celebrating getting off on the marijuana charge." He didn’t get off so easy on this one.