Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

9 17, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Oakland, California where Bozo Rob Hamilton was pulled over for a minor traffic violation. The officer found the bozo was using a suspended license and called for a tow truck to impound the car. Following police procedure, the officer searched the car. In the glove compartment, the cop found a note which read, "This is a robbery. Give me the stacks of 50s and 60s." The note was matched to one used in an earlier bank robbery and our bozo was arrested.

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