Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

9 23, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today was caught in the act… not once but twice. From the International File in Berne, Switzerland comes the story of an unidentified bozo who was captured speeding by one of those new camera systems that automatically photographs traffic violators. The bozo obviously knew he was going over the speed limit as after he passed the high tech gizmo, he turned his car around and drove right up to the device. Our bozo then got some tools out of the trunk and was busily trying to dismantle it when the cops drove by and noticed what was happening. He was charged with speeding and attempted robbery.

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