Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

9 24, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today wins our all time Bozo Gross Out Award. From Miami, Florida comes the story of Bozo James Jacobs who was arrested for drunk driving and taken down to the police station to take a breathalyzer test. The bozo asked to go to the restroom before taking the test. When he did not come out of the restroom, the police went in and found our bozo ill on the floor with blue foam oozing out of his mouth. Thinking it would work like a super strength breath mint, the bozo had put the urinal sanitation disc in his mouth, hoping to cover up the alcohol on his breath. He was charged with DUI anyway, as a result of a blood test taken after he was sent to the hospital.

Category: Uncategorized