9 28, 1998

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The Bozo criminals for today come from Danville, Illinois where police were called to a possible robbery in progress at a local garage. When police arrived they noticed a suspicious vehicle outside the business with three bozos inside. Police approaced the vehicle and asked the bozos to step out of the car. When the door was opened, hundreds of gum balls started falling out from inside the car. Police checked and sure enough a gumball machine had been reported stolen earlier in the day from a local business. Our hapless bozos were arrested and charged with gumball machine theft.