Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

9 29, 1998

The Bozo criminals for today come from Lawrence, Kansas where two college students from the University of Kansas got a little bored and headed down to a local restaurant. Once there, they took off all their clothes except for veils over their faces. They then pranced thru the restaurant naked, placed a piece of candy corn on each table and pranced out. Unfortunately for our naked bozos, they parked their getaway car right in front of the restaurant, enabling the manager to jot down their license number before they sped away. Police caught up with them a few blocks away.

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