Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

8 3, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Calgary, Alberta, Canada comes the story of Bozo Sean Rhodes who stole a car from a gas station, leading police on a chase down a farm road before ditching the car and fleeing. Bozo ran into a lush corn field, with many of the corn plants over six feet high. A perfect hiding place, thought the bozo. Perfect except for one thing: The bozo’s allergies. Police found our crook when his allergies kicked in and he had an uncontrollable sneezing fit.

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