Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

8 18, 1998

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who reported this story from Live Oak, Florida. Bozo John Batak dressed himself up as a woman, with a black wig, makeup and red lipstick. He then walked up to a teller at his regular bank, First Federal Savings in Live Oak, demanding money. He obviously didn’t do the greatest job of making himself up, as the teller immediately recognized him. She gave him a small amount of cash and called the cops as soon as he was out the door. Cops arrived at his house and had him under arrest before he was able to take his makeup off.

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