Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

8 19, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 3243: Before you call the cops, make sure you really want them to come to your house. From Montgomery County, Maryland comes the story of Bozo Donald Renfro who called the cops after having a domestic dispute with his girlfriend. Once officers arrived, they noticed some drug paraphernalia lying around. Upon further questioning, his girlfriend blurted out that he kept his stash in the bedroom. He did. He was busted.

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