Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

8 31, 1998

Our Bozo criminal for today learned the hard way that if you’re a wanted bozo it’s best to keep a low profile. From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Alan Rogers who was picked as one of the participants in a field goal kicking contest during the halftime of the Steelers-Ravens game. A policeman in the stands recognized our bozo as being wanted for jumping bail and was waiting for him when he came off the field.

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