Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 9, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 5464: When you’re in hiding, remember the purpose is to remain hidden. From Phoenix, Arizona comes the story of Steve Green who was a deadbeat dad, way behind on his child support payments. He had managed to drop out of sight and elude his ex-wife’s efforts to find him. Then one day last month our bozo found $23,000 in the street. He tunded it in to the cops and allowed his smiling face to appear in the newspaper as being the hero who turned in the money. His ex saw the picture and the cops came by and nabbed him.

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