Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 13, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Corpus Christi, Texas where police arrested Bozo James Holloway and charged him with a series of vending machine thefts. Police were tipped off by the man’s landlord, who reported he paid his weekly rent in quarters. When police when by to visit the bozo they found not only a large pile of quarters on the floor, but a huge pile of jawbreakers right next to them.

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