Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 15, 1998

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Miller Duncan who passed along this Bozo Report via the internet. From Oak Lawn, Illinois comes the story of Bozo Reggie Smith who walked up to a Domino’s Pizza shop, kicked in a plate glass door and demanded money. The employee gave him $200 and he fled. Police had no problem tracking him down, however. It seems our bozo cut his leg when he kicked in the glass door and officers just followed the trail of blood for a couple of blocks until they found our wounded and bleeding bozo.

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