Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 16, 1998

From Portland, Connecticut comes the story of an unidentified bozo who entered a Burger King restaurant early one morning and demanded cash. The restaurant was not yet open and the one employee there was trying to get the cash register open when a shrill beeping sound went off. Startled, the bozo forgot all about the money and ran out of the place, thinking the beeping was a burglar alarm. It wasn’t. Just before the attempted robbery, the employee had put a batch of breakfast sandwiches in the microwave oven. The beeping was the sound of the microwave going off.

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