Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 17, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Phoenix, Arizona where U.S. Marshalls took bozo John Hall in for questioning since he fit the description of a man wanted for arson. Our bozo didn’t have any ID but denied he was the man they were looking for–no way he was John Hall, the bozo said. The marshalls said they had to fingerprint him anyway. After taking the prints, they asked the bozo to sign the fingerprint card so that it could later be identified. He did. Using his real name, John Hall. He was arrested.

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