Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 21, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Bridgeport, Connecticut where Bozo Jose Rodriguez was arrested on drug charges. Shortly after his arrest he began complaining of chest pains and was taken to the hospital. Somehow, he managed to slip out of his handcuffs and escape custody. Then, about two hours later, the bozo’s father showed up at police headquarters, requesting his son’s personal belongings. Police refused, then followed Bozo Father out to the car where Bozo Son was waiting. Police arrested them both.

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