Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 23, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Paris, France comes the story of a bozo whose day just went from bad to worse. Bozo Jacques Renaud was stopped by police for making a wrong turn on his bicycle down a one way street. A subsequent search of the bozo turned up an illegal handgun. When asked why he was carrying a gun, the bozo replied that he had just visited a rough neighborhood to buy some drugs and felt he needed extra protection.

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