Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

6 17, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today did maybe a little too much long range planning. From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania comes the story of Bozo Frank Warren who walked into a convenience store and asked the clerk what would happen if he walked in naked. The clerk told him she didn’t know and he walked back outside. She then called the cops. It took the police just about as long to get there as it did for our bozo to shed his clothes. They arrested him as he attempted to walk back into to the store nude.

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