Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

6 22, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 3344: Be careful who you choose as your partner in crime. From Chesapeake, Virginia comes the story of Bozo Ron Rogers who had his 17 year old girlfriend wait for him outside a clothing store while he shoplifted inside. She was instructed to keep the passenger door open and the car’s engine running so they could make a quick getaway. When the bozo emerged from the store, two police officers noticed him carrying an armload of stolen goods and gave chase. Our bozo was almost to the car when his girlfriend saw the cops and panicked. She stepped on the gas and the open car door knocked our bozo to the ground, allowing the police to catch up and arrest him.

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