Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 1, 1998

The One thing you learn from Bozo Criminals is that you should never try to figure out what they are thinking, because they usually aren’t thinking. Such is the case in our Bozo story for today from the International File in Prague, the Czech Republic. Our bozo is either too honest for his own good or maybe he just needs to hire a proofreader. The bozo was arrested after he tried to pass a counterfeit note at the bank. Bank employees said the fake note was of high quality but there was one glaring problem with it. At the very bottom of the note, in small but bold print were the words, "This note is fake." When they take his mug shot, they should write "This is a bozo" under the picture.

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