Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

3 1, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Oneida, New York where bozo Ronnie Mason sold some drugs to a man who paid for the dope with a check for $1500. The only problem for our bozo was that he couldn’t cash the check since it was on an out of state bank. So what did our bozo do? He called the police, of course. And told them the whole story. Police didn’t help him with the check but did arrest him for drug trafficking.

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