Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

3 3, 1998

The Bozo criminals for today come from Wichita, Kansas where bozos Terry Simon and Shawn Horace were planning on robbing a liquor store. Unfortunately for them, just as they were walking up to the store to rob it, a police car pulled up. The sight of the police car so spooked our bozos that they began running away. One of the bozos decided it might be a good idea to get rid of his weapon and as he was pulling it out of his pants, it went off, firing one round which not only passed thru the bozo’s leg, it also wounded his friend in the foot. Seeing that this just wasn’t their day, the bozos limped up to the cops and turned themselves in.

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