Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

3 4, 1998

he Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule #298: Don’t be a good samaritan while on the run from the law. 20 year old Denis Jesper of Miami, Florida was on the run from the police and found a good hiding place up in a tree on the seventh hole of the Miami Shores Golf Club. A golfer shanked his drive into some bushes below the bozo. When the golfer came looking for his ball, the bozo shouted down to him, telling him where the ball was. The golfer was happy for the help, but the idea of a grown man up in a tree struck him as rather odd. He reported the incident when he got back to the clubhouse. Police arrived, found the bozo still up in the tree and arrested him.

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