Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

3 20, 1998

Bozo Criminal for today comes from Welland, Ontario, Canada where Bozo Joseph Albright discovered three bags of marijuana missing from his locker at the St. Catherine’s bus terminal. Now, if you are a bozo and your marijuana turns up missing, what do you do? File a missing property claim with the police, of course. To add to the bozo’s problems, the police had seized his stash after drug sniffing dogs turned up the pot during a routine sweep of the area. When the bozo turned in his missing property report, he was immediately arrested.

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