Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

3 26, 1998

Bozo Criminal for this morning forgot Bozo Rule Number 127: When committing a crime, its always a good idea to try and be inconspicuous. From New York City comes Bozo Zarko Simonovich who was walking down one of the city’s busiest streets, Madison Avenue, in broad daylight, carrying a sledge hammer. Bozo walks up to the tony Ralph Lauren store, swings the sledge and breaks the window. He then proceeds to go inside and use the sledge on various display cabinets. He made so much noise that the construction crew nearby noticed and called the cops who came by and arrested him.

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