Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

3 27, 1998

Bozo Criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 606: Before you do the crime, be sure you have the correct weapon. From the International File in Rio de Janerio, Brazil comes the story of two bozos who stormed a city bus in an attempt to hold up the driver and his passengers. One big problem, however, was the bozos weapon of choice: hand held hair dryers. The two men pointed the hair dryers at the passengers, demanding all their money. Unfortunately for the bozos one of the passengers had a real gun and shot them both.

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