Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

3 30, 1998

Bozo Criminal for this morning comes from the International File. From Berne, Switzerland comes the story of a bozo kidnapping gone terribly wrong. Seems our bozos snatched their victim off the street in Berne, threw him in the trunk of his own car and sped away. Everything would have gone along much more smoothly if the bozos had seen fit to frisk their victim before throwing him in the trunk. Then maybe he wouldn’t have been able to call the police from the cell phone which he had in his pocket.

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