Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

2 2, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today proves that you can be too polite. From Gary, Indiana comes the story of bozo Michael Thomas who parked his car, got out and walked up to a man waiting at a bus stop. The bozo pointed a small gun at the man and asked, "Can I have all your money, please?" When the man replied, "No.", the bozo calmly walked back to his car, got in and drove off. His intended victim wrote down his license plate number and called the cops who came by and politely arrested the bozo for attempted robbery.

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